my most philisophical breakthroughs
- flaccid nipples
- anal lactation
- thom when u were breastfeeding me it was giving mother
- when her anus is a worm
- my moms stomach twerks
- sometimes when it gets cold my mom puts me in her clitoral hood to keep me warm
- status update: eating thom yorkes pussy while shes on her period
- good night boys, im gonna go suck on my moms tits have sex with her then pass out in her arms
- bro my mom just fucked me in the ass then asked me to suck her balls
- my mom likes when her anus prolapses because she makes me chew on it and stuff it back in with my foot
- my mom claps her cheeks easily because they are just flaps of old wrinkled saggy skin
- busting a fat load in my moms ass while fingering her bellybutton
- i hope i dream of cannibalizing angels tonight
- whenever my moms ass prolapses she calls me to help encourage her anus worm to go back in ^_^
- riding on seal thoms back like hes a horse as we travel through the water and he looks for food
- u know how babies ask for boobs when they r hungry im like that with thom but with stomach as well
- watching porn (radiohead concert)
- when my mom squirts its like the fountain of youth
- fucking my moms belly button because shes fat and im not responsible enough to father a child
- eating my moms placenta
- my mom breastfeeds me then cockfeeds me her cummies if i have been a good boy
- jacking off to diners drive ins and dives
- she=thom ate=burgers
- thom yorke pillow princess
- i fisted my mom then spread my semen inside her stank asshole and impregnated her
- my moms penis is kinda cute .. >_<
- when my grandpa literally serves penis and balls so i fuck him in the ass and he dies
- mom can u get off my dick for a sec i gotta make some tweets
- My mom didn't belief I was turning into a monster at night..
When she fell asleep I devoured her hole..
- good night kittens, daddy is tired after a long day of sexualizing old men
- user cozyaoi certified radiohead clopper
- mom what the frick i wanted the milk straight from your breast not in a cup
- yells really loudly runs in a circle bangs head on floor
- sometimes i feel bad for 2d characters like they dont even know
- my horoscope says penis rising
- fisting my mom rn. im elbows deep. i can almost feel her breast milk sloshing around inside her with my hand. she is begging me to fill her asshole with milk but i refuse, as i am not a p!atd fan, because it would destroy my alpha status in the pack.
- going into my moms vagina so i can experience birth once again and then sexing with her
- bjoner (bjork style boner)
- milf lover except the milf i love is my mom
- yo mama so ugly, user cozyaoi on twitter wont even fuck her
- making a ur mom joke except its my mom because i have sex with my mom and not urs
- my mom finally gave birth to our child. directly after finishing birthing, she began to eat her placenta erotically. then she wanted to share with me and we ate it together in celebration of our child.
- my mom told me about her experiences of putting snakes in her ass. she said she went to the swamps to find the slimiest snake, then she used a tube pipe to transfer the snake into her ass, and when it would wriggle around and get a little funky her spermies would shoot out.
- my mom was showing me a trick she can do with her foreskin and accidentally pissed on my face. it is alright tho, i am an alpha male and appreciate any liquids i can get from my mom. her piss tastes like cheese.
- my mom likes to help jerk me off while i moderate discord servers and tweet on twitter dot com. in return i eat her ass viciously without question. even if she just had diarrhea i still eat the hole because i am a feral man.
- MOM CAN I CRY IN UR BREASTS PLEASE
- only whores have hair like that i love my whorely mother
- JONNY CAN I SEE UT BALLS PELASEEPLEASEPLEAEE
- MOM PLEASE START SPRAYING THE AUDIENCE WITH YOUR BREASTMILK I NEED IT SO BAD IM SO THIRST PLEASSEEEEEEERE
- MOM FLASH US PLEASEEEEE JUST ONCE
- who up slurping their moms vaginal liquids
- my mom said if im a good boy then i can lick the lint out of her navel as a treat
- knotting with thom yorke simulator
- u know how people skin can fuse with something if its in contact with it long enough or whatever i want that to happen with my penis and my moms pussy
- when it gets scary i like to hide in my moms bellybutton hole like we are kangaroos and snack on her bellybutton lint
- im putting a worm in my wifes urethra
- if fred durst and vanilla ice had sex would it be incest
- my moms strap is bigger than her penis
- my mom has a penis pussy combo meal